Unicorn Poop Bar Soap

$ 14.95
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Upon sniffing the Unicorn Poop soap, 100% of testers respond with a variation of "Can I eat this? Are you sure I can’t eat this?" and then "Can I lick it, at least?" Our Unicorns currently are on a diet of pure rainbow sherbet ice cream, so of course their poop smells like a fecal rainbow! Not only that, it is dusted with a shimmery magical glitter (some say it's unicorn farts, but you and I know that unicorns are magical and do not fart).

Each bar is lovingly carved in California, USA.

The poop… uh, SOAP, comes segmented into 4.5 - 5 oz bars, lovingly encased in a biodegradable corn-based shrink wrap, and wrapped in a lovely organza bag with a very adorable label. It is fully suitable for giving children or other people who really need to smell better and/or you need to track (due to the magic of their glitter trail). (just kidding... it's not that much glitter. Just enough to make it magical.)

Our soaps are formulated with an all-vegan combination of oils that is both delightfully sudsy in the shower and leaves your skin silky smooth and, if you wish, sooooo kissable (though we're not getting all up in your boundaries). We make them with love and laughter in order to bring the best of ourselves to you.

About the Product:
  • Smelling like poop has never been so delightful! (it smells like rainbow sherbet)
  • A fruitiful array of colors and aromas! Fun for anyone, but also practical!
  • Leaves your skin feeling smooth and magical! (yes, it has glitter on it, but it's not going to turn you into a glitter bomb)
  • Reported to bring good luck to whoever licks the soapy splendor! (don't actually lick the soap. It's soapy)
  • One bar, wrapped in a pink organza bag with a tag (pictured)

SHIPPING METHOD

U.S. Shipping Inclusive of HI, AK, PR & APO/AE/AF

FLAT RATE SHIPPING: $7.95 per Order
FREE SHIPPING: Orders $75+

International Delivery - We Ship Worldwide

FLAT RATE SHIPPING: $25.00 per Order
FREE SHIPPING: Orders $75+

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Jeans 24-25 26-27 28-29 30-31 32-33 34 - - -
UK 4 6-8 10-12 14-16 18 20-22 24-26 28-30 32-34
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