Upon sniffing the Unicorn Poop soap, 100% of testers respond with a variation of "Can I eat this? Are you sure I can’t eat this?" and then "Can I lick it, at least?" Our Unicorns currently are on a diet of pure rainbow sherbet ice cream, so of course their poop smells like a fecal rainbow! Not only that, it is dusted with a shimmery magical glitter (some say it's unicorn farts, but you and I know that unicorns are magical and do not fart).
Each bar is lovingly carved in California, USA.
The poop… uh, SOAP, comes segmented into 4.5 - 5 oz bars, lovingly encased in a biodegradable corn-based shrink wrap, and wrapped in a lovely organza bag with a very adorable label. It is fully suitable for giving children or other people who really need to smell better and/or you need to track (due to the magic of their glitter trail). (just kidding... it's not that much glitter. Just enough to make it magical.)
Our soaps are formulated with an all-vegan combination of oils that is both delightfully sudsy in the shower and leaves your skin silky smooth and, if you wish, sooooo kissable (though we're not getting all up in your boundaries). We make them with love and laughter in order to bring the best of ourselves to you.
For US Postal Service:
Please allow 5 to 10 business days for package transit, plus an additional 3 to 5 business days for processing after receipt at our center.
We'll email you once we process your return or exchange.
Please note: If you choose to pay for your own shipping instead of using the return label we provide, we strongly encourage you to insure your package. Please be aware that we cannot take responsibility for any lost or damaged packages which are not shipped with our label.
|Monday - Friday, before 6pm||Processing and Delivery estimate of 3-7 business days commences on the same business day the order is placed.||Your order will arrive between Monday - Saturday.|
|Monday - Friday, after 6pm||Processing and Delivery lead-time of 3-7 business days commences on the next business day following the day the order is placed.|
|Saturday and Sunday||Delivery estimate of 3-7 business days commences on Monday.|